Yoga vs Vodka
Are you a Yoga man or Vodka man? I used to practice yoga regularly for couple of years when I was in my early 30s, mainly to attract girls because I believed many of them find Yoga guys very attractive and cool. How miserable I was.. Oh dear. Would you use Vodka or Yoga to attract women? Then on a boring Sunday night I was watching a film ( I really can't remember what it was called) and they said something about the miracles of Vodka. I tried to ignore it, because I never liked vodka, but something made me to listen to it again. And I did. The guy (he looked like a wise but stupid old guy) was saying " They say milk gives you strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and it moves all by itself ". This interestingly strong saying made me grab a bottle of vodka and have a go. And did... The result was a total disaster. But it worked. I felt more attractive than doing yoga for single chicks. I was the coolest guy in tow